So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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