Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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