The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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