The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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