you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
is that a dick in a sweater?
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