I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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