I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
