I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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