pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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