Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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