I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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