I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
