what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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