just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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