Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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