There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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