i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
we're so committed to being not committed
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
