3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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