highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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