you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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