nut hugger
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i want to swaddle you in tequila
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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