It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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