So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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