There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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