My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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