Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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