she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
