In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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