Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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