I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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