I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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