Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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