You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I am midnight drunk by noon
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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