whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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