Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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