I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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