She's JV to your varsity
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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