a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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