i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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