yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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