Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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