So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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