So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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