did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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