I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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