What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
