we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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