after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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