Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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