Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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