he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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