Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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