do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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