what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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