Do vagina's smell?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I woke up under a house in Key West
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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